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America’s Timeline According to Murphy’s Law
The US is about to demonstrate, once again, that anything that can go wrong will go wrong
February 2021
Zip-tie guy Larry Rendall Brock Jr. had already been released by a sympathetic judge in January owing to his “long and distinguished military career.” Similarly, Jacob Fracker, a corporal in the Virginia National Guard, and another police officer had also been released on unsecured, $15,000 bonds.
Following these precedents, most of the Capitol storming terrorists were released in February 2021 due to their military or law enforcement service, their good behaviour, and the fact that their epidermis contains just about the right amount of melanin.
March 2021
GOP Senators and Representatives publicly attack President Joe Biden for his dismal handling of the Coronavirus pandemic that has already killed over 500,000 Americans. The failure to vaccinate the population at the required pace is “a shame, in light of the blazing success of President Trump’s Operation Warpspeed,” stated Lindsey Graham.
In March, investigations by Congressional commissions into the potential ties between Congress members and the so-called Capitol protesters yield no conclusive evidence. For…
